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I see they’ve cast Smaug in the highschool production of the Hobbit.
Smeowg
The greed of Smaug has no equal
Well, except for his hunger for tubes. But hunger is just the greed of the stomach, so it all works out
Tubes?
Oh, that’s a kind of treat. Basically a paste in long tubes of packaging that you squeeze out. Most cats go nuts for it!
Oh, those. I actually tried a salmon one at a friend’s place a few weeks back. It was surprisingly tasty, and I can see why cats would go nuts for it.
Must be Türkiye.
Khajiit has wares… But he does not need your coin.
“Okay, lemme see the one set. Yea over there, just under its asshole…”
