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minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 month agoI thought Emacs is all you need?
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoReal programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.
minus-squarerealitaetsverlust@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 month agoTfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoJust play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agohttps://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc According to this documentary, you’re wrong!
I thought Emacs is all you need?
Real programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.
Tfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
Just play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!
Incorrect, you need
https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc
According to this documentary, you’re wrong!