We justify the expenditure in this study with the need to repeat the experiment up to 500 times to reach statistical significance.
The ethics committee approved the project after testing the sample of preliminary evidence we provided them with.
The animal welfare committee has concluded the most humane way to coke up the fish is for the researchers to also do a few bumps so they feel like it’s a party.
You make this joke, but Im sure there are conservatives already harping on this as a waste of money- meanwhile its super valuable to know the effective of human waste on fish behavior to help mitigate the damage
Grant proposal:
We justify the expenditure in this study with the need to repeat the experiment up to 500 times to reach statistical significance. The ethics committee approved the project after testing the sample of preliminary evidence we provided them with.
The animal welfare committee has concluded the most humane way to coke up the fish is for the researchers to also do a few bumps so they feel like it’s a party.
You make this joke, but Im sure there are conservatives already harping on this as a waste of money- meanwhile its super valuable to know the effective of human waste on fish behavior to help mitigate the damage
Like the shrimp on the treadmill.