Ukrainian police said it cracked a major arms smuggling network moving arms between Ukraine and Europe, at the same time naming a list of Russian propagandists as recipients of the trophy weapons.
That would be sick if like every scene started as a big long parkour routine that is kind of also a chase scene, at the end of this whole crazy acrobatic movement through a dense city the parkour acrobat dives through the open window of a coffee shop, does a perfect tight roll, and punches Seagal in the face just before he can say something to a random woman minding her business who doesn’t want to talk to him.
Oh shit! Is this his next movie? Is he going to beat up the entire Ukrainian army this time?
The only Steven Seagal movie I would watch is Steven Seagal being forced to load a Bohdana Howitzer shell after shell after shell while he complains.
Now there’s a good movie.
I’d also watch one where he gets punched in the face every time he tries to open his mouth.
That would be sick if like every scene started as a big long parkour routine that is kind of also a chase scene, at the end of this whole crazy acrobatic movement through a dense city the parkour acrobat dives through the open window of a coffee shop, does a perfect tight roll, and punches Seagal in the face just before he can say something to a random woman minding her business who doesn’t want to talk to him.