The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years agoIf you purchase 12 months at a time, you can save a lot on the power steering subscription.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up11.12K
arrow-up11.12KimageIf you purchase 12 months at a time, you can save a lot on the power steering subscription.startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square96fedilink
minus-squareTheLurker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·2 years agoWait till they pull a HP and brick your car for not using their official fuel.
minus-squareAbsolutemehperson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 years agoOr the Tesla blows up because you sent a mean tweet.
minus-squareCheers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 years ago“you liked ElonJet, so we’re now banning you from all Tesla services”
minus-squareCatoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoXit is catchy but I’m still more fond of xcretion.
minus-squareNoodle07@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoThe tesla drives you directly to the gulag
minus-squareangrymouse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoOr Epson bricking your car cause it got 6 years old
Wait till they pull a HP and brick your car for not using their official fuel.
Or the Tesla blows up because you sent a mean tweet.
“you liked ElonJet, so we’re now banning you from all Tesla services”
A mean xit?
Pronounced “shit”
Xit is catchy but I’m still more fond of xcretion.
The tesla drives you directly to the gulag
Or Epson bricking your car cause it got 6 years old