US Secretary of Defense/War.

The sycophant button-pusher “responsible” for:

• killing hundreds of innocent people in the Caribbean

• killing thousands of innocent people in Iran

• licking -2’s taint on command

• firing several career military officers as they were DEI hires

• firing other career military officers who are transgender or otherwise genderqueer

• putting forward a $1.5T budget request for the Pentagon

• being a petty little shit about his own image

• renaming the Department of Defense

• discussing active, secret military objectives on a commercial messaging platform

I’m not sure about the taint-licking, though there is ample evidence of his performing loyalty to -2. Much of the rest is detailed in the articles of impeachment filed against him two weeks ago, or virtually any article or SNL sketch about him in the past 18 months.