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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

FTC Issues Fines For Sassy Retail Employees Who Cut Declined Credit Cards In Half

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FTC Issues Fines For Sassy Retail Employees Who Cut Declined Credit Cards In Half

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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WASHINGTON—Cracking down on the common but unethical practice seemingly rampant in department stores, the Federal Trade Commission began issuing fines this week for any sassy retail employee who held up a customer’s declined credit card and cut it in half. “A lot of these snobbish retail employees seem to derive a…
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  • can@sh.itjust.works
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    Does this happen in real life?

    • seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPM
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      I’ve seen it in movies.

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      deleted by creator

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  • Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world
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    Sounds like a US thing

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      Sounds like a dumbass thing. Who the hell cuts a credit card in half that may or may not have failed due to network errors of the card reader?

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    snort

    I never personally encountered the CUT CARD message while I worked retail, but my understanding was there was actually a bounty given when you did this. That is a level above just “declined”, of course. Don’t know what the situation is these days.

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      someone ate the onion

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        No, I know it’s the Onion; just inspired me to think back on that bit of policy

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          mmmmkay, your breath smells lile onions though…

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