Someone else said it’s a vkahe set by an IT admin. That appears more likely.

But it is still satire

Kojima might be there. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson might be there. [Insert Third Popular Celebrity] might also be there, and you are going to miss it if you don’t follow this one simple trick. You have to turn off your ad blocker, my guy. Get it out of here. Do you really want to miss all the trailers and gaming adjacent celebs who don’t want to be there?

I could have lived with Windows 7 for a long time before leaving the platform.

Are you sure about that?

Thank you for reminding me that I wanted to try this game.

What phone is this?

New pixel XL?

I haven’t used it but have heard good things in the past year or two.

My mistake might also have been to bite off a bit more than I could chew from the get-go, and that I should start by following some tutorials to get to know the software better before I start interfacing everything.

That could be it. Don’t forget limitations lead to creativity.

I went with Bitwig because it’s natively Linux compatible, supports 32-bit and 64-bit VST2, VST3, and CLAP plugins with multiple sandboxing options making a plugin crash a nonissue.

A DAW may be the one thing I am willing to go for proprietary. It’s the most expensive software I have purchased for hobbyist use and it’s rewarding every time I open it. I went with the simplicity of having things “just work” for once.

But that said with all the options I do get lost in rabbit holes and would probably finish more tracks with fewer choices.

Which DAW(s) have you explored?

I went from Reason to Bitwig Studio. It’s laid out similarly to Ableton Live but with some great QoL features and design paradigms like their open modulation system.

It was Time Magazine actually. . Still funny though.

Did you buy bread products in the twenty year period from Loblaws? That should be easier to answer. It’s not like they’re asking for you to have kept paperwork.

If you bought groceries from any of their stores there’s a good chance you did.

There was, but you’re still eligible to claim:

Canada is run by oligopolies and all the major grocery stores colluded for years.

While the price-fixing allegations targeted other major grocers, including Sobeys, Walmart, Giant Tiger and Metro, only Loblaw and its parent company have agreed to a settlement. The others have denied the allegations.

Edit: I’m sure they still do, but they’ll be more careful with bread.

I don’t have something to recommend unfortunately. I’m most comfortable in the DAW. I’ll be following this thread however.

Edit: the DAW I know my way around doesn’t have a good solution.

I assume you prefer/need to go DAWless?

This is awesome news.

Looking back I think this was just a bad joke and not a statement

I was just thinking about this!

I don’t think I like where this is going…