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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-214 hours agoI desperately want to make some bit of code that ends up being the lynchpin of everything that comes after it and name it something so that it has the acronym of “FART.” Fart on the whole industry.
minus-squarephx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agoYou’re thinking too small. Static Hash Allocation Resource Table
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·13 hours agoFrequent access regurgitation table. Or Fast-access. Depends on whether you’re doing an LRU cache or reimplementing hashmaps or whatever. This has been an organic, AI-free brainfart. Support your local organic slop!
I desperately want to make some bit of code that ends up being the lynchpin of everything that comes after it and name it something so that it has the acronym of “FART.” Fart on the whole industry.
You’re thinking too small.
Static Hash Allocation Resource Table
Frequent access regurgitation table. Or Fast-access. Depends on whether you’re doing an LRU cache or reimplementing hashmaps or whatever.
This has been an organic, AI-free brainfart. Support your local organic slop!