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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago

Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a chop or chopped suey in the house.

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Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a chop or chopped suey in the house.

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  • Synapse@lemmy.world
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    Whydoyouleavethekeyuponthe TABLE !

    • bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I always thought the line was “ketchup on the table”

      • fascicle@leminal.space
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        I always thought it said something about a baby on the table until just the other day I mentioned it to my wife and she was like uh no it says something about keys and my mind was blown, my life is a lie

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      TABLE!

      • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔 🇵🇸@lemmy.world
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        I’m SO happy that I knew what that link was before clicking it, even though I know it’s a common reference

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        I AM THE TABLE!

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      YOUWANTEDTO!!!

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      Hereyougocreateanother FABLE!

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  • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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    Anyone else seem this version of the song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g-7EJYMWH8&t=3

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    Wake up!

    Grab a Duff and put on makeup!

    Hide the donuts on the table!

    Here comes Flanders with a Bible!

    I don’t think you trust… In my … self-righteous Krusty Burger. With free fries. For a limited time.

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    YOU WANTED TO!

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    Back before Adam Corolla fully became the manospheredouche he is now, when love line was a thing …. The day System of a Down came on the show and we finally got the answer to why you leave the keys up on the table.

    Those were the daaaaays

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      Please. Why’d you leave the keys upon the table?

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        YOU WANTED TO!

      • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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        Inquiring minds need to know!

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      loveline with bored certified dr drew.
      core memory unlocked

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      Back when we seriously thought they had sung a song about The Legend of Zelda.

      Link! Fill up your hearts! So you can shoot! Your sword of power!

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    Grab a brush and put a little makeup

    Hide your scars to fade away the shakeup

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    In Armenia, first you get the sugar, then the kombucha mushroom people sit around all day

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