This is a decades-old bad teacher cliche. “Hey all of you tubular teens, I know Shakespeare seems pretty old and dusty today, but did you know he was a groovy/wicked/based rhyming machine just like all of your favourite cool rockers/rappers? You would say he was good-vibes/totally-radical/good-vibes! Why if he were alive today you’d all be rushing to buy/stream his latest 45/cassette/CD/mp3/vertical-video! Peace/Cowabunga/6-7!”
michelle pfeiffer explaining ancients like bob dylan to teens in the 90s: this song is about a drug dealer. you like drug dealers, don’t you?
also tambourine man was a 30 years old song at the time so this would be like a teacher today trying to get teens to comprehend ancient music like alanis morisette
This is a decades-old bad teacher cliche. “Hey all of you tubular teens, I know Shakespeare seems pretty old and dusty today, but did you know he was a groovy/wicked/based rhyming machine just like all of your favourite cool rockers/rappers? You would say he was good-vibes/totally-radical/good-vibes! Why if he were alive today you’d all be rushing to buy/stream his latest 45/cassette/CD/mp3/vertical-video! Peace/Cowabunga/6-7!”
also reeks of ‘hip’ youth minister with a guitar vibes. it works on some people though
Honestly if a youth minister flipped a chair around to sit cool style and immediately sat on his balls, I’d respect him
My name is Odysseus and I’m here to say,
I’m gonna sail a boat in an Epic way.
michelle pfeiffer explaining ancients like bob dylan to teens in the 90s: this song is about a drug dealer. you like drug dealers, don’t you?
also tambourine man was a 30 years old song at the time so this would be like a teacher today trying to get teens to comprehend ancient music like alanis morisette
Do you know who else let faces pass in a thousand miles? That’s right, Odysseus!