Oh boy, a whole thousand people!

Meta had nearly 78,000 employees in March 2026 according to Wikipedia. It’s gone down a bit since then, but not enough for 1,000 to make a dent.

There is nothing sadder than that many soulless people still working for Meta. It’s so telling.

Now 1.28% of you care? Stop the presses!

great, now they’ll use the petition to train AI, too

Some of them must have physical access to leadership. Just lock the doors.

Now AIs will learn to sign petitions.