“what can I getcha; I can do a virgin screwdriver, a virgin appletini, a virgin vodka cranberry and we have a fine selection of pre-fermented wines.”
(when giving liquid meds) “Now I do have salt but I’m fresh outta limes!”
(when giving multiple containers of liquid meds) “will I be mixing these into a cocktail for you or do you want me to line em up like you’re 21 again?”
My classics are:
“what can I getcha; I can do a virgin screwdriver, a virgin appletini, a virgin vodka cranberry and we have a fine selection of pre-fermented wines.”
(when giving liquid meds) “Now I do have salt but I’m fresh outta limes!”
(when giving multiple containers of liquid meds) “will I be mixing these into a cocktail for you or do you want me to line em up like you’re 21 again?”