looking deeper in that mouth is… concerning.


I can’t believe this is a real animal. I won’t.
Rare correct use of POV
Damn, I kinda want a poster of that to hang in my bathroom, right across from the toilet.
And I definitely want a decent quality copy of the original pic lol
Or maybe a newborn human child.
Freind berd. Very nice and camfy.

Or a capybara that is just sick of that pelican’s shit.
or a small/medium sized bird, or a rat, or anything that will fit really
I remember reading a comment years ago about a box of kittens and a pelican…
Or anything that doesn’t. You never know until you try.

“I wonder how I can measure the dimensions of a solid object of irregular shape?”
The humble calipers:

I don’t like that cartoon pelicans at always jolly and relaxed, whilst everything I have sent about them is that they are just massive assholes
Or maybe a capybara.









