What do you think of this framing of linux distributions? Accurate? Horrible?

I skimmed through the table and its content seems to be up-to-date. Kudos to the maintainer(s)/contributor(s) for the effort!

The text above the table is more subject to scrutiny, simply for being ever so slightly more opinionated compared to the fact-based table. Though, FWIW, I’m quite pleased with the result.