Lemmy.one
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure that's prohibited in most places...

lemmy.world

external-link
message-square
33
fedilink
380
external-link

I'm pretty sure that's prohibited in most places...

lemmy.world

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
message-square
33
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    edit-2
    10 hours ago

    Yeah, don’t smoke your barefoot pets.

    Btw, wasn’t there a community for this, what was it named?

  • farmgineer@nord.pub
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    16 hours ago

    Does this cover smoke coming from my pet, me smoking my pet (as in cooking it), me smoking my pet (as in inhaling it), or me smoking my pet (as in killing it)?

    • Haaveilija@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      10 hours ago

      No this only prohobits having pets that smoke cigarettes etc. while they are not wearing any socks or shoes.

    • PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      9 hours ago

      Yes.

  • troglodytis@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    18 hours ago

    Shoes on your scoobie doobie

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      16 hours ago

      Snoochie poochies

  • Krelis_@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    edit-2
    23 hours ago

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      16 hours ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etuKrycL3Y8

  • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    29
    ·
    1 day ago

    So if my dog gets little dog booties, she can smoke in the building? Seems a bit extreme but ok

    • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      24
      ·
      1 day ago

      then you can smoke your dog

      • YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        13
        ·
        1 day ago

        Low and slow, that’s the trick!

        • hansolo@lemmy.today
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          1 day ago

          The booties lock in the flavor!

  • stringere@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    20
    ·
    1 day ago

    Where else am I gonna smoke my barefoot pets?

    • BillyClark@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      1 day ago

      Obviously in the smoker.

    • ceenote@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      1 day ago

      Outside.

      • stringere@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        1 day ago

        Fuck that! Secondhand barefoot pet smoke is a myth!

  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    1 day ago

    Usually when I want to bring my barefoot smoking dog with me I just say they’re no sign I can’t bring him, but we’d be so screwed here

  • EpeeGnome@feddit.online
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    23 hours ago

    But it’s permitted to smoke them if they are wearing shoes? Or if I take them outside? Hmmm.

  • Kwdg@discuss.tchncs.de
    cake
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    1 day ago

    Being serious for a moment. Why would barefoot be prohibited?

    • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      edit-2
      1 day ago

      That’s how you end up with a hippie infestation.

      Seriously though, it’s probably a safety and insurance thing.

    • Aneb@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      1 day ago

      No shoes, no shirt, no service

      • Kwdg@discuss.tchncs.de
        cake
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        1 day ago

        Ah I assumed it was a residential building

    • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      edit-2
      1 day ago

      It’s gross, a lot of people consider it straight up unsanitary. Aside from allowing your skin to be as dirty as the bottom of a shoe the chance that you harm yourself by cutting or damaging your foot on their property is way higher, most places aren’t baby proofed for people who want to go shoeless

      • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        23 hours ago

        Baby proofed for not using shoes in your house. My fucking sides

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    1 day ago

    How about vaping pets with sandals and socks. Is that okay?

  • kevinsky@feddit.nl
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    1 day ago

    Tarantino disapproves.

  • smaximov@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    21 hours ago

    1984

  • Cherry@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    1 day ago

    So many questions.

    Is this a person smoking bare foot pets? Bare footed Pets smoking…cigs or smoking from heat? And doing this whilst building? Like building a wall or in a building.

  • ms.lane@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    1 day ago

    Frank the Pug in shambles.

  • sik0fewl@piefed.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    1 day ago

    Does this include grilling?

Funny@sh.itjust.works

funny@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !funny@sh.itjust.works

General rules:

  • Be kind.
  • All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
  • Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
  • No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
  • Don’t post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 917 users / day
  • 2.34K users / week
  • 4.98K users / month
  • 13.1K users / 6 months
  • 62 local subscribers
  • 15.4K subscribers
  • 3.05K Posts
  • 59.7K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • TheDude@sh.itjust.works
  • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works
  • example@reddthat.com
  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
  • BE: 0.19.7
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org