WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.net to Games@hexbear.netEnglish · 21 days agoYou're all going to be so embarrassed when Sony reveals the PS6 got rid of the bluray drive for an LTO tape drive to deal with modernvideo game sizes. And after all the mean things you said about Sonymessage-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up164file-text
arrow-up164message-squareYou're all going to be so embarrassed when Sony reveals the PS6 got rid of the bluray drive for an LTO tape drive to deal with modernvideo game sizes. And after all the mean things you said about SonyWokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.net to Games@hexbear.netEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square18fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·21 days agoEach game will take 1 hour to install MGS4-style. Games will cost $200 MSRP. They will add a third analog stick to the Dualshock 6 that you operate with a meta-rayban eyetracker device. Sony will publish 2 games for the system’s 20 year lifespan.
minus-squareWokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·21 days agoThe playtime tracker will be moved to only being accessible via app. Will require 2FA on every boot up.
minus-squareSnort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 days ago2 concords for the systems 20 year lifespan that they will shut down 60 seconds after release for not meeting expectations
Oh god the load times.
Each game will take 1 hour to install MGS4-style. Games will cost $200 MSRP. They will add a third analog stick to the Dualshock 6 that you operate with a meta-rayban eyetracker device. Sony will publish 2 games for the system’s 20 year lifespan.
The playtime tracker will be moved to only being accessible via app. Will require 2FA on every boot up.
2 concords for the systems 20 year lifespan that they will shut down 60 seconds after release for not meeting expectations