• Che Banana@beehaw.org
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    18 days ago

    You didn’t mention it but it should be noted he cannot make his wife even remotely moist… Dryer than a cake baked at 1000°…like the Sahara desert she is… Comparable to the surface of Mars…

    What I’m saying is there’s a certain amount of attic dust in them panties.

    • ReptilianCleric@lemmy.zip
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      18 days ago

      What I’m saying is there’s a certain amount of attic dust in them panties.

      Um, that may be one of the more disturbing things I’ve read online. I believe congratulations are in order! 🤣