cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/lemmyshitpost/p/1267336/the-uk-government-has-announced-mandatory-eye-covers-for-teens-under-17-aiming-to-protec
cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1267334/the-uk-government-has-announced-mandatory-eye-covers-for-teens-under-17-aiming-to-protec
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Satire
Inspired by UK banning teenagers from social media, asking them for their ID to browse the internet and forbidding them from drinking energy drinks.
I won’t upvote because it’s not an article, but the onion should definitely hire OP.