alien: “what’s the difference between this bag and that bag?” --he gestures to the gucci bag on my shoulder and the bag on my photographers shoulder, probably from wal-mart; i wouldn’t know.

human: “mine is a gucci.”

alien: “what about his?”

human: “it’s cheap” --her eyes can’t hide the disdain toward his bag.

alien: "does yours hold more items? did you finally solve the infinite pouch paradox?’

human: “stop being weird… it’s a better brand, a luxurious brand…”

alien: “what’s luxury?”

human: "let me consult with chatgtp, give me a second.’

alien: ‘but does it hold more items???’

human: “no, it holds the same amount of items.”

the alien flies away.