WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. lawmakers are demanding several Canada provinces not only stock their spirits again, but also formally acknowledge that the anti-tariff boycott wasn't working at all and that the Americans were "not even a little bit angry over it working".

cross-posted from: https://lazysoci.al/post/50836398

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