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CubitOom@infosec.pub to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 days ago

ICE says Americans have no reason to worry about its new MQ-9 Reapers Officials describe drones as “community-oriented aerial law enforcement”

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ICE says Americans have no reason to worry about its new MQ-9 Reapers Officials describe drones as “community-oriented aerial law enforcement”

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CubitOom@infosec.pub to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 days ago
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    I almost ate the onion on this one.

    • Courtney (she/her/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The only reason I didn’t is because the MQ-9 is old tech.

      Ice is using much smaller drones that blend in better.

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      That’s bad satire. It can’t be on the knife-edge between a joke and a lie. The headline is a punchline and a punch has to hit.

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      This was the closest I’ve ever gotten. I was already on my way to reply when I noticed.

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      Me too. Far too close.

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      It’s not a stretch. CBP operates them.

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