We need your help to come up with several dumb taglines that can go on the main page.
We’re thinking it’d be neat to have a list of taglines that it randomly rotates through (and maybe special taglines for days like Kissinger Crab Party).
A quick example by @Koa_lala was “Welcome to the Cool Zone”
So comment with your best / worst bits, jokes and CTH running gags, etc.
“America deserved 9/11” – the tagline for every September 11th and maybe Fourth of July
I was thinking, in the same vein of the “it’s currently 5:32 in Moscow”,
Maybe have something like “the Chinese military currently has 2340983 Black people in cages” (or Iraqis dead, or babies in cages, or you get the idea)
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