Who’s a bean-dog? You’re a bean-dog? Who’s a bean-dog? You’re a dog.
Who’s a bean-dog? You’re a bean-dog. Who’s a bean-dog? Dog dog dog.
I’m not good at musical notation, but I’m guessing it’s (E A B B) (C#m E A A) (E A B B) (C#m A E)
A friend is staying at our house fur the week, and we’re watching their pups during the day. They sing:
Toe beans, toe beans, toe beans toe BEEEeans, you’re such a fuzzy pup, toe beans
(Jolene, Dolly Parton)
🎶 Who? Is? My little sweet potato? 🎶
- Lift her paw to make her look like she’s answering a question in class *
🎶 I yam! 🎶
I was going to say “what, people do that? Thats fucking silly” and then my wife reminded me that I literally have a song for my cat, Nyarlathotep, that I sing to him when I pick him up and for some reason my brain forgot about that or simply thought it didn’t count.
Anyway, it goes to the tune of “Don’t Bring Me Down” by ELO
NYAR Nyar nyar NYAR Nyar NYAR nyar Nyrar nyar nyar nyuh nyar NYAR NYAR NYAR NYAR
Crinkle Crinkle little cat
So you know where your noms be at
Dreamies for you Docklesocks
Fishsticks for you Scullypops
Crinkle Crinkle little cat
So you know where your noms be at
I sing-spell their names to the tune of the “It’s raining, it’s pouring” song while spelling them in ASL, then finish with their name and my made-up name sign for each one. Lily (cat) is L rotated to a finger gun, Milo (cat) is the hang 10 sign, Cooper (dog) gets C rocked back and forth a few times, and Zoe (dog) gets her name air-written in cursive (with a few extra 'e’s to stretch it out).
Nobody in my house, including myself, speaks (signs?) ASL. I just watched way, way too much Switched at Birth way back when. 😂
Edited for clarity.
Bean will, Bean will CHOMP YOU! (sing it)
Bean will, Bean will CHOMP YOU!
🎵"I said maybe! You’re gonna be the pup that saved me! Because afterrrr allllll! YOU’RE MY URZA DOG!!!" 🎶
Belted out at about a thousand decibels to the tune of Wonder Wall by Oasis. It’s considered a war crime in Los Angeles county.
Chloe the Cat Song
Cuz she’s a Chloe McChloe,
(She is a…good Chloe)
Chloe McChloe!
(Oh yeaaaaah!)I know you gotta potty.
I know you gotta potty.
I know you gotta potty,
Cause the poop is in your body!
Firstborn:
She’s a silly Sally, silly Sally, silly Sally
She’s a sweetie kitty, sweetie kitty, sweetie kitty
(On repeat. Usually for long enough for her to have lost and then regained interest in whatever I was doing while singing.)
Wild child:
MISTAAAAAR… boycat…
MISTAAAAAR… boycat…
HE’S MYYYYY… baby…
HE’S MYYYYY… boycat…
(Usually when he enters the room. Still has mixed success in distracting him from choosing violence…)
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My partner comes up with the jingles, and his biggest hit is,
"Beat your butt,
Beat your butt,
Beat your butt like a butt slap slut!"
I want to marry him again.
You mean like this gem (YouTube link) from the early days of the interwebs?
My cat gets this sung at her a LOT around here! I love it so much. :)
You little shit, you little shit, why don't you shut up, its 2am... you little shit, you little shit, why don't you shut up like your brother has? its 3am! you little shit, you little shit, why do you zoomies at 4am? you make your brother go on a run you tap your paws so very loud its 4am, its 4am why do you do this? its 5am its 5am, why do you still meow? we fed you once your brother twice and yet you still meow... you little shit you little shit and so is your brother please let me sleep please let me sleep i am so bloody tiredContext: two siblings cats, recently adopted. They take turns to meow at night, both asking for food and i guess to check where we are. Once fed they go to sleep… for a bit and then the other one will meow… i have not had a full night’s sleep in 3 months…
…at night, both asking for food… Once fed…
Hmmm… If I’m reading this right, you’ve been yielding to their demands, and they have no doubt absorbed this knowledge. Prepare to never have a full night’s sleep again.
