Cat looking down from the mountain: Call me not to action for this is not my fight!

It’s always a horny Welshman that sneaks in!

She has grown too powerful!

This is why I love Lemmy. You never stop learning.

People of the jury, my clients loneliness…was killing her.

We’re going to be so rich…maybe not 250 pencil rich though.

Oh wow I can’t wait to discuss…and it’s all horny posts.

This appears to be a diagram of my cat feeling “trapped forever” when I close the door with her in the room.

I’m just typing “deez nuts” repeatedly while looking determined.

I just wish there was an OS that was bloated to heck and back, and tried to shoehorn AI into weird places.

Looking at awesome rockin boobs will not make you a Pokémon master.

From the cover of Dwight’s new novel: A Murder on Schrute Farms

During the fight Bee Gee’s music could be heard.

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There is one who I could follow. One I could call king.

Her lips quivered as his eyebrows quivered. She looked at him like a dog staring at a ham.

Santa is offering free credit monitoring for a year to affected accounts.

Me: Oh December! The year is finally winding down-
Work: (DOOM music intensifies)

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