- cross-posted to:
- cybersecuritymemes@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- cybersecuritymemes@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/40063715
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Santa is offering free credit monitoring for a year to affected accounts.
Fake, I’ve seen the tables his elves manage for him and that SQL is housed on some of the best, most secure servers in the North Pole. Most people don’t even think they exist!
It would be so cool if it rhymed.
My inner monologue started singing the first four lines, then went to true crime voice for the non rhyming lines.
I think it works
The joke is that it starts off rhyming but goes to shit when the system falls apart and all your info gets hacked.
If affected, go to santaclausdatabreach.com to claim your lump of settlement coal.
Satan getting messages in the group text
