https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/05/2
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Failed marketing ploys
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I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus!
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https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/05/2
Caption:
Failed marketing ploys
Alt text:
I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus!
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Yeah. The closest I think Larson ever got to “I hate my wife” was the gorilla telling her husband, “Another human hair? You’ve been hanging out with that Jane Goodall tramp again!”