The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agoSorry, you've been cut off.media.piefed.worldimagemessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up1557 cross-posted to: onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
arrow-up1557imageSorry, you've been cut off.media.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square85fedilink cross-posted to: onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·1 month agoI’m pretty sure proximity to a person doesn’t cause breast size to exponentially increase. Unless that person is a plastic surgeon.
minus-squareTrickDacy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 month agoBut what if you just casually say it does without explaining though?
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month ago(It’s clear that the person you’re talking to has some mental issues confronting their diet, it’s probably best to drop the topic with them.)
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 month agoDid you gain 200lb? Massive weight gain is pretty much the only way an adult naturally quintuples their chest size. If not, hopefully you’ve seen a doctor, because it sounds like a serious medical issue.
minus-square13igTyme@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 month agoThe husband is radioactive.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoOk but like. The 92lbs didn’t just magically grow on your boobies.
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I’m pretty sure proximity to a person doesn’t cause breast size to exponentially increase. Unless that person is a plastic surgeon.
But what if you just casually say it does without explaining though?
(It’s clear that the person you’re talking to has some mental issues confronting their diet, it’s probably best to drop the topic with them.)
Or a pastry chef
Lmao
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Did you gain 200lb? Massive weight gain is pretty much the only way an adult naturally quintuples their chest size.
If not, hopefully you’ve seen a doctor, because it sounds like a serious medical issue.
The husband is radioactive.
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Ok but like. The 92lbs didn’t just magically grow on your boobies.