Nice, now how do I get rich off of this so I don’t need a „real“ job?
I have the answer, but you’re not going to like it.
Give it to me, I can handle the truth
Die. Get born again to super rich parents.
Yeah, the birth lottery is real. Don’t believe in reincarnation doe so you’re stuck with me
I wouldn’t recommend trying it! Glad to have you.
This dopamine slot machine for creators and advertisers keeps paying out!
This post alone funded 1/3rd of my next post!
I have viewed AND engaged. My usefulness has been spent.
You should rest now! Thank you so much!
I scrolled past this post twice to help you out.
thank you so much! my sponsors love it!
Engagement goes brrrrr.
Sweet!
Proud to be part of AI enshitification*
- -I don’t know how to write this word
“Why is it called entshitification if it has nothing to do with ents?”
– JRR Tolkien
Uh, ents that take a shit?
Trees that fertilize themselves?
Don’t they already do that?
Scientists hate this one tree-creature!
upclicks 👀
Tripple engagement!
The content is really contenting!
Creators will receive […] each time their content appears somewhere on someone’s device
Ah, yes, the reverse-Unity maneuver. Time to bring back the million-dollar-website approach to content layout - there’s money to be made!
Pretty cool!
i’ve lost the will to lem
sorry to hear that
Been called out
What’d you call me?!
Thank you for creating new content!
You’re welcome! Thanks for engaging!
