The main thing about Dutch is it sounds like Germans speaking English badly while chewing on socks
That’s… a wildly accurate statement.
Hey now, that’s not fair. You’d need to say they were choking on the socks for the G sounds.
the spelling definitely looks like a 5 year old german child tried to invent german spelling on their own…
Google translate sucks. Dutch ppl would just use the word “spank” there. It’d be “spank me papa”. And I doubt people here say papa rather than daddy but I wouldn’t know
Thanks Obama
Obama should know. He knows Clinton.
You must be some kind of Einstein to come up with that theory
for a moment I thought that was the dutch flag
ok i’m ordering my next sub to learn Dutch just for this
Wat wil je weten?
I had a Dutch exchange student, and I can say with absolute confidence that it is the most unserious language in existence.
Wait till you’ve heard Afrikaans. It’s like Dutch, but worse
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Give me a clap, papa?
Please sir, one clap, me family starving.
Trust me, you don’t want the clap lol
Easiest country to just return to the sea, just saying
Floridians vs. The Dutch in a race to the bottom of the ocean
That’s not a good translation, the translation is basically saying “give me one spank dad”. Very weird.
