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hairinmybellybutt@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 年前

call the doctor, the CS doctor

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hairinmybellybutt@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 年前
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  • RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com
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    Jokes on you, I use my fingers as bits for a total of 1024 numbers (0-1023). Or I can sacrifice 1 finger time be a sign bit and count negative numbers too.

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      Sacrifice a few extra bits and you can do floating point arithmetic on your fingers too

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      Jokes on you, fingers are tri-state (fully extended, fully closed, bent at middle knuckle) not binary, so I can count to 59049.

      Someone with better finger control should be able to treat them as quad-state, granting the ability to count to 1048576 by bending just the outer knuckle.

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        Let’s just keep multi level cells to just flash memory.

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        3^10-1=59048.

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      I like this idea in theory, but some combinations of fingers are very awkward to extend without the others, and one particular combination is very rude.

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        Maybe that’s just because 132 is a rude number.

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      I’ve tried this a few times and my fingers always get really Fucking confused after about four bits.

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      I can’t imagine a scenario when you need to be able to do BOTH positive and negative numbers at the same time 😂

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      If we figure out a clever trick with phalanges we can go even further

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