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Instead of X say Y
| have a concussion = I’m in my bonked-up state.
I’m concussed = I’m all bonked up.
My brain is bruised = I’ve got a BrainBonk TM.
I’m in my concussion era = It’s serving gonked gourd.
My concussion may affect the quality of my work = Getting my concussy slonked silly style.
- I gotta figure out how to verbally do a ™… - Have a T tattooed on your right palm and an M on the other. Then when you want to salute our corporate masters, just do the Dumbo™ Ears™ gesture. - Best solution right here 
 
- tee em 
- I just say trade mark 
 
- The brilliant thing is that even “I’m in my concussion era” is an absolutely ridiculous sentence and yet still goes on the left hand side - Frfr 
 
- Before I speak to anyone I just let them know that I have the big dumb. 





