Stamets@startrek.website to memes@lemmy.world · 2 年前Got any grapes?startrek.websiteimagemessage-square206fedilinkarrow-up11.3K
arrow-up11.3KimageGot any grapes?startrek.websiteStamets@startrek.website to memes@lemmy.world · 2 年前message-square206fedilink
minus-squareDucktape@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up67·2 年前Recruiters chase misery like sharks chase blood. That costume is probably more comfortable than the shit the army makes you wear and he can tell his boss to fuck off if he gets sick of it.
minus-squaredrphungky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 年前 Recruiters chase misery like sharks chase blood. I mean, accurate but Jesus Christ that’s brutal haha.
minus-squareDelusional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 年前And he gets paid more to wear that costume than the military one.
minus-squareWaxedWookie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 年前The scars on my mate’s back from lugging their frequently hazardous nonsense around would support this. Duck costumes also don’t render you unable to have sons as every kid he and his former unit members have seems to prove.
Recruiters chase misery like sharks chase blood. That costume is probably more comfortable than the shit the army makes you wear and he can tell his boss to fuck off if he gets sick of it.
I mean, accurate but Jesus Christ that’s brutal haha.
And he gets paid more to wear that costume than the military one.
The scars on my mate’s back from lugging their frequently hazardous nonsense around would support this.
Duck costumes also don’t render you unable to have sons as every kid he and his former unit members have seems to prove.