• sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz
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    1 year ago

    LOL, I cracked a beer open one night and my kid laughed, pointed, and yelled out,"You are a Homer!!"

    EDIT: I also remember when DARE came to my school and this cop had a big baggie of weed on his table. I said,“Damn! That’s a lot of weed!”

    Then the cop replied, very seriously,“THAT’S ENOUGH MARIJUANA TO KILL YOU!!”

    My friends and I just laughed and walked away.