More like he left us in a car with the a/c running and a bowl for food and water, but we chose to piss in our food, take a shit in the water, then siphon the gas tank into the interior and set it on fire

Hey man, save some word art options for the rest of us

The car is hot because we turned the AC off. And while some of us want to turn it back on, there’s a bunch of people ardently insisting we should do nothing cause god will be back any minute to turn to the car back on.