• RGB3x3@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I don’t know, there are a couple pretty good ones here by chatgpt:

    Of course! Here are some classic dad jokes for you:

    1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
    1. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
    2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
    3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
    4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
    5. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
    6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
    7. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
    8. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
    9. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.