Should have read that contract that Elmo gave you a little better Bert.

Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago

Should have read that contract that Elmo gave you a little better Bert.

bradorsomething@ttrpg.network · 2 years ago

La-la-lala

Elmo’s soul.

marrenia@astraea.pink · 2 years ago

Eldritch blast!

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · edit-2 2 years ago

Should’ve learned Fire Bolt then, no soul selling required

~terms and conditions may apply, not available in all classes~

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 2 years ago

It is if you’re of SUPERIOR ELVEN BLOOD

(Or have a feat)

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I mean, sure, being an Eldritch’s Bitch for eternity sounds bad, until you yeet an automaton out the window of a 5 story tower because you wanted to do some damage at a distance and somehow missed that there was a huge open window behind it and didn’t really think that it was light enough for that to occur anyway.

dragonshouter@ttrpg.network · 2 years ago

Pact of the Muppet!!!