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Stamets@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Cannot imagine that level of satisfaction

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Cannot imagine that level of satisfaction

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Stamets@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前
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    There was a part 2 to this. They told him he wasn’t actually fired and to finish the job. He obviously declined

    https://twitter.com/BirdRespecter/status/1483897633210974208

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      Here’s part 2 for those who don’t want to click links.

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        Appreciate it! I literally clicked on the link and got confused by all the spam comments promoting dick pills.

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          Only people really left on Twitter are old conservative men so it tracks that the spambots would tailor their messages to that target audience

          Same reason you see a bunch of commercials for Cialis and piss beer during a NASCAR race

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        Legend. Thank you!

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      Nice, Nitter link in case someone prefers: https://nitter.net/BirdRespecter/status/1483897633210974208#m

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      Fucking awesome lol. Sorry pal, you can’t just “forget I said that” and walk away 🖕

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        Bosses are too used to having 100% of power in the boss/employee relationship.

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          Sounds like it was some power tripping middle manager on a tirade. Oh did the door slam on your hand, be careful! 🖕

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