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SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Clever Comebacks@feddit.uk · 2 years ago

I was thinking of getting a dog but it looks like I’ve found a bitch.

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I was thinking of getting a dog but it looks like I’ve found a bitch.

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SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Clever Comebacks@feddit.uk · 2 years ago
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    Wtf. Did they elaborate?

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        Ah yes, definitely a red flag to care for and win the loyalty of a vulnerable animal. What kind of psychopath does that? /s

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            That’s the most random ass shit. If everything’s a red flag, why even date?

            If a girl I dated had cats I’d be fucking happy. More pussy for me.

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              The cat’s approval is 10x better than approval from her parents.

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        Ah yes the red flag of… Taking the responsibility of caring for a creature with no expectations other than love.

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        I can’t even be mad. I would just be like “yeah if I have to decide, I choose cats.”

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