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nodsocket@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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nodsocket@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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    I got more compliments from women while I was driving my 1.4L inline 4 Honda in a week than I got in 10 years with a 4.2L Ford V8.

    So yeah, V8s attract men. Sensible cars are for girls.

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      Clearly he’s trying to attract a gay male cop

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        Pull me over daddy UwU

    • I'm Hiding 🇦🇺@aussie.zone
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      I drive a cool, classic car most of the time.

      It attracts a lot of 60 year old blokes with names like “Terry” and “Ian” every time I pull up to a stop.

      I haven’t seen a girl so much as look sideways at it.

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      A 255? Who’s taking a second glance towards that choked smog era engine?

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        No. Accidentally robbed myself of .4L. 99 Crown Vic.

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          Gotcha. If I had one of those, I’d paint it black and pretend it was a Marauder

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            Left it white so people would think I was a cop and not drive like a lunatic.

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