The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 年前They're slow and don't even have weapons.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square124fedilinkarrow-up1732
arrow-up1732imageThey're slow and don't even have weapons.startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 年前message-square124fedilink
minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-22 年前Hello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you. I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 年前Amazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?
Hello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you.
I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.
Amazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?