That way, it’ll be deprecated after a year and we can move on

  • ryan
    58•8 months ago

    2024: Google Assistant formally deprecated in favor of Google Bard, now appearing on all new Android phones
    2026: Google Bard development ceases and is left to languish as Google promotes their new Google Mobile Co-Pilot
    2027: Bard finally ends service, Google Mobile Co-Pilot is rebranded to Messages Co-Pilot and is integrated into the Google Messages app for some reason so you have to basically text it for help
    2029: Google Assistant is relaunched with new technology and Messages Co-Pilot now only responds to tell you to use Google Assistant instead

    • some pirate
      17•8 months ago

      Google will sue this comment for leaking the internal schedule of releases

    • xorEnglish
      11•8 months ago

      @RemindMe@programming.dev 6 years

      • Ategon
        5•8 months ago

        For communities outside programming.dev the community mods would need to request that the bot gets added for it to be usable since it functions on a whitelist due to bot rules in various instances

        • 𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒏
          1•8 months ago

          Enable for all communites I mod please, on my current lemmy.one account and on my @lemann@lemmy.world account 😁

    • xorEnglish
      5•8 months ago

      I can’t wait to come back to this comment in 2029

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]English
    30•8 months ago

    That or it’ll be responsible for 95% of humanity’s decision making while google claims it can’t be held liable because it’s a beta product with no warranty.

    • @threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      17•8 months ago

      Pixel Pass was a program that allowed users to pay a monthly charge for their Pixel phone and upgrade immediately after two years. It was almost 2 years old.

      Huh.

    • @PreviouslyAmused@lemmy.ml
      9•8 months ago

      Jesus.

      They really are responsible for the enshittification of the web. So many great ideas that might have actually become something special if they hadn’t been bought, and subsequently shut down by Google.

      • @Found@sh.itjust.works
        11•8 months ago

        From what I have heard before its more like google encourages “innovation” for promotions. This leads to a lot of people creating half baked ideas in order to get noticed for a promotion. Then after they are promoted and leave the team no one cares enough to keep it going and they just quit after it gets too hard.