• johnnybender@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    Apple could create a cure for cancer and The Verge would report “it’s not enough to buy the cure, you also have to roll up your sleeve and inject it. Exhausting! Impossible!”

    • Sethayy@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      They’d have a surgeon use a flashlight for a second to remove a tumor and claim iPhones cures cancer

      Ain’t no one buying an iPhone to shoot something on iPhone is gonna have a production scale lighting setup