• GustavoM@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    In 204x will be like

    > visit site

    > Popup: “We’d like to introduce you to our own Terms of Service.”

    > Popup: "And also these random terms regarding global rights

    > Popup: “And minorities”

    > Popup: “And countries who need YOUR help!”

    > Popup: “No really, we really mean it.”

    > Popup: “And also regarding telemetry”

    > Popup: “And on how we will fetch private/sensitive about you without your concern.”

    > Popup: “Also some things we’ve got from third parties about you”

    > Popup: “Oh yeah! Would you like to buy these random stuff we think its fitting for YOU?”

    etc.

    • pufferfischerpulver@feddit.de
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      1 year ago

      By that time the websites will use LLMs to weave all that shit into the articles you read. Perfecting the method of ever so slowly conditioning you after the vision of some coked up marketing exec marketing algorithm’s personalised hellhole, based on your very private and personal desires.
      The average user will read about yet another school shooting and leave the article wishing for a delicious and refreshing coke to wash down the bad taste in their mouth, like only real coca cola can, which is now improved in flavour and available in a refrigeration section near your habitat. Because when the world let’s you down, coca cola will pick you up!