On his belt is a full sized steering wheel from an old-timey sailing ship.

The bar tender asks, “What’s up with your belt buckle?”

…and the pirate says, “YARRR! It’s drivin me nuts!”

  • Boz (he/him)
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    3 years ago

    You should see his shipmate, whose belt buckle is a rudder. He gets a lot of “…or are you just happy to see me?” comments.