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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to shitposting@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Take him where?

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Take him where?

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to shitposting@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    No, you’re supposed to take them out for a nice dinner and then maybe a stroll on the beach at night.

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    Not even a ‘please’ or a ‘hi’. Not a good example of parenting. This is more like an order than a request.

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      • danque@lemmy.world
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        At my household we have mutual respect. If I want something from my dad I have to say ‘please’ or he will ask if something happened. This goes the other way too, for when he asks if I can get him a movie.

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      Maybe it is for a hit.

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      Execute order number seek sandra then seek stee seeks

  • Tony! Toni! Toné! ☑️@lemmy.ml
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    Maybe he’s the delivery driver for a takeout shop?

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    Paul’s never had a girlfriend and thinks his dad still hasn’t figured out why.

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    Here I am having the skills to do stuff like this and I literally beg on my Facebook for people to send me photos they want edited for free and get silence.

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    I like the perfect blend between the hair off the background guy and the mother.

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