☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoWhere do you see yourself in 5 years?media.mas.toimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1426
arrow-up1426imageWhere do you see yourself in 5 years?media.mas.to☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square23fedilink
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up52·1 year agoSomething is missing from the farm picture… oh right, the company actively collapsing in the background because “code maintainability is less of a priority than cost”.
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 year agoIf technical debt could be reflected on a balance sheet, most businesses I’ve worked for would resemble Enron right before it’s demise.
minus-squarelukas@lemmy.haigner.melinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year ago“What do you mean, tEcHnIcAl DeBt, CoDe MaInTaInAbIlItY? It works just fine. Get the feature done by Friday. Perfection is the enemy of progress!” — A manager somewhere on planet Earth
Something is missing from the farm picture… oh right, the company actively collapsing in the background because “code maintainability is less of a priority than cost”.
If technical debt could be reflected on a balance sheet, most businesses I’ve worked for would resemble Enron right before it’s demise.
“What do you mean, tEcHnIcAl DeBt, CoDe MaInTaInAbIlItY? It works just fine. Get the feature done by Friday. Perfection is the enemy of progress!”
— A manager somewhere on planet Earth