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SomeoneElse@lemmy.worldM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 1 year ago

For that “outdoor dining” feeling, but more depressing

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For that “outdoor dining” feeling, but more depressing

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SomeoneElse@lemmy.worldM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 1 year ago
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  • BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world
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    I mean why buy a dining room table when you can just steal your neighbors patio furniture

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      Did he need the umbrela too?

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        Of course, it really ties the room together

      • SomeoneElse@lemmy.worldOPM
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        Skin cancer’s a killer. Can’t be too careful.

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    Why set up the umbrella?

    When I started typing that, it was an idle question, but now I’m genuinely curious. WHY.

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      Upstairs neighbor’s toilet leaks.

    • smeg@feddit.uk
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      Without it the picture would just be a bit tragic, but now it looks like they couldn’t be bothered to remove it when they brought the garden furniture in

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      I came here to ask that exact question…

    • RiikkaTheIcePrincess@kbin.social
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      The swimming pool on the roof sometimes springs a leak. ;3 HTP

    • Rose56@lemmy.world
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      Too bright form the window!! Lol

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      Highlight the high ceilings?

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    The ability to dine in any type of indoor weather cannot be undersold.

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    For when your roof leaks

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    Kitchen could use some more charm but I like the patio umbrella.

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      I was thinking the same. If you really committed to the theme and added some decorations and plants, it could actually be kinda charming. The chairs would still be uncomfortable though.

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        like thise 1950s bomb shelters that try to pretend like everything is normal

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    Replace the canopy with hanging plants and I would actually love this

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    pation’t

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    innit bad luck to open an umbrella indoors?

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      Unless it’s a functional decision. Which it most likely is here.

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    Clearly a listing from Anytown, USA

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    I hate everything about this.

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