I answer it, but not before crying and saying “Why, god? Why does everyone have to fuck with me all the damn time? Seriously! Shit! Hey hey! You been doing alright? Ok so you log in by clicking….”

Gaaaaah!

Sorry I missed your call, luckily I noticed 5 seconds later so I could send this text message.

Please don’t call again please don’t call again please don’t…

Most people don’t realize the energy expenditure needed by moving your thumb to actually answer the phone!

I need at least a half-day preparation to speak to the phone, can’t just call me without notice.

You cut deep OP. Deep.