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Y2K38 to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前

every damn time ...

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every damn time ...

Y2K38 to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前
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  • auf@lemmy.ml
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    But what if you don’t trust yourself?

    • drive_desaster@sh.itjust.works
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      You don’t have to trust yourself not to write malware by accident, just trust that if it’s malware it wouldn’t run if you wrote it without realizing

      • TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world
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        i can trust myself to not write malware because i suck too much to do it

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    • odium@programming.dev
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      You don’t have to trust yourself, trust in the me who trusts in you.

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        Yeah but will you run my program that escalates to admin in order to function?

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      Then u need therapy, however u r a programmer so u won’t ever get rid of the voices, sadly C:

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    I’m so bad at coding that I could accidentally create state-of-the-art malware and infect my device.

    https://files.catbox.moe/aqpr1c.jpg

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      just a tip: i believe you can embed images using ![Alt text](https://image.url)

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    deleted by creator

  • CyberCatBytes@kbin.social
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    I actually don’t trust myself enough to code but I do it anyways

  • neo (he/him)@lemmy.comfysnug.space
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    I sure as shit don’t trust me. LOL

  • dullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.ca
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    https://github.com/MrMEEE/bumblebee-Old-and-abbandoned/issues/123

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